Get where you're going in a unique shuttle!
Farm to table Caldari Shuttles built in 4-HWWF from minerals sold in 4-HWWF harvested from rocks near 4-HWWF. Artisanal and slightly scuffed, each shuttle is unique in it's own way.
Contact Sapporo Jones or visit the 4-HWWF regional market today!Okay, there are three really good reasons for us. There are no more than three, but we think three is a reasonable good number of good stuff.
We rented this fancy startup office in an old factory building.
At Just Fine Shuttles we believe building quality products starts with a fancy office we don't need. This provides us more space to become intoxicated and build the shuttles with the style and quality unique to Just Fine Shuttles.
Learn moreWe don´t know exactly what we are doing. But thats good because we can´t break something intentionally.
Knowing too much stuff can lead to mistakes. Since we are production focused we need to know as little as possible so the hyperfocus is on building the just finest shuttles around.
Learn moreThere is no real number three reason. So please read again number one and two.
We're conserving this space for the environment.
Learn moreThis is some fancy clip art we feel elevates the experience of using our site and learning about our business and artisanal products.
Our magic numbers
These are numbers that aren't based on anything but upon which I will base many of the "facts" I use to support my arguments.
It's less than 50% and doesn't end in zero so it sounds more plausible. 42% of people who buy our competitors products feel a sense of internal shame for having done so, 42% of those die in shuttle related accidents due to their poor choice of shuttle.
This is the price the market will apparently bear.
What our clients say
“I'm the CEO of Just Fine Shuttles, but also I'm a customer. Like you I believe in farm to table ingredients, sustainability, and feeling just a little better about myself than others feel about themselves. I believe a quality shuttle delivers a quality travel experience and I can't wait to deliver that experience to you, the overpaying consumer. If paying this much for a shuttle doesn't feel good to you despite the fact it should, think of it as crowdsourcing my retirement.”Sapporo Jones, CEO of Just Fine Shuttles.
Let´s talk artisanal shuttles!
Contact Sapporo Jones on discord.
Loved by people all around the globe
Customers from every member alliance in our coalition love and rely on our shuttles every day for their unique appearances, reliability, and high quality travel experience.
"That service is really really good. And I don´t say that because they pay me a lot of money. I say that because they don´t pay me more money anymore if I don´t say it..."
COO, The Boo Corp.
"I really don´t get what they do. Something with Crypto, NFT´s, SaaS and Cyber Security. Maybe an App for Kids...? But they have this nice website...so who cares what they do as long as they are good at it."
Jenny Matrix
Daughter of Col. John Matrix, Commando.
"I don´t know if they are good at what they do. But they have nice coffee and a shiny brand new startup office with bikes on the wall and all that stuff."
Rustin Cohle
Detective, Somewhere in the swamps
"Its not good at all but I give it five stars because I killed (accidentally) the CEO´s cat with a lawnmover."
Richard Thornburg
News Reporter, KFLW-TV
"I´am just a guy who uploads his picture to unsplash.com so that others can use me as placeholder for stupid sample avatars. I don´t even know that my face is on this website."
Harry Walters
Gangster, In Bruges
"Okay, okay, I give it five stars. But do you know what: There is a infinit number of stars out there. So five means nothing."
Lizzie Stark
Head of Security, Brummagem Boys
Delivery Service
If we had any physical goods we would deliver them to your door steps. Of course in time and to the right adress. But we have no products...
Independently Checked
Maybe we would do something to ensure that you get what you ordered. But you can´t order anything here, so we can give you a 100% gurantee that anything would be great!
Online Support
Okay, we have this crazy online support form. Fill it out and the content will be mailed to you as PDF. Print it out. Than send it via Fax to our super duper hidden Fax number.